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[pale_blue_arrow]

This is Brendan Frye. If it's urgent, you might have a better chance o' tracking me down on foot. If I'm not answering, chances are I've gotten in over my head with something, not that I'm refusin' to give you the time of day. So leave me some words and I'll get back to you as soon as I don't have a fire to put out.

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[pale_blue_arrow]

you don't think i'm crazy?

you won't think i'm crazy if they give me pills? or diagnose me with something?

[h2no]

I DON'T THINK YOU'RE CRAZY AT ALL. YOU'RE ONE OF THE MOST SANE PEOPLE I KNOW.
IF YOU GET A PILLS OR DIAGNOSIS IT'S STEPS TOWARDS HELPING YOU RECOVER.

[pale_blue_arrow]

if that's true you need better friends, archie.

but thanks. i mean it. i'm sorry i've been such a clusterfuck lately. i swear i wasn't like this back home.

[h2no]

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. NO-ONE'S PERFECT.
IF YOU'RE GONNA BE HOME MAKE SURE MY RABBITS GET FED, YEAH?

[pale_blue_arrow]

wait

you got rabbits

when

why

what are their names

[h2no]

RABERT IS THE SMALL ONE AND BUNTIMUS, EMPEROR OF ALL IS THE BIG ONE.
I WENT TO THE PET STORE WITH TINA AND LEARNED THAT IT WAS NOT A GOOD IDEA.
WE DON'T HAVE PET STORES AT HOME.

[pale_blue_arrow]

where are they

did you get them an actual set up or are they in your room rn?

[h2no]

NO, I GOT THEM A HUTCH AND STUFF. THEY'RE IN THE GARDEN.

[pale_blue_arrow]

good. i'll take care of them but i may also rename them.

[h2no]

DON'T YOU DARE!!

[h2no]

I WILL FLY BACK ON CROBAT.

[pale_blue_arrow]

Romeo and Yorrick have already accepted their new names. i'm training them with treats. you cannot get back fast enough.

Romeo is the smaller one. i thought it would boost his self-esteem.

[h2no]

YOU'VE UPSET ABIGAIL.

[pale_blue_arrow]

who?

[h2no]

THE DEFINITELY REAL GIRL WHO NAMED MY RABBITS.

[pale_blue_arrow]

the definitely real ghost of Shakespeare told me i had to do it

[h2no]

SHAKESPEARE HAD A SMEARGLE IN MY WORLD.

[pale_blue_arrow]

and now they're both dead. this is how we can honor their memory, archie.

[h2no]

WE WILL SEE WHICH NAMES THEY PREFER WHEN I GET BACK.

[pale_blue_arrow]

i will train them. they will learn to be totally loyal to me, and only answer to the names i chose.

[h2no]

YOU BASTARD.

[pale_blue_arrow]

you love me and you know it.

not enough to tap it but still.

[Troll-lo-lo-lo-lo.]

[h2no]

KEEP WAITING FOR THAT DAY, KID.
IT'LL NEVER COME.

[pale_blue_arrow]

it's a joke, archie. because your cringe when i say it gives me life.

Romeo approves.

[h2no]

I WILL FIRMLY YET GENTLY LET YOU DOWN EVERY TIME.
TELL ROMEO HE IS ALSO A BASTARD.