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[pale_blue_arrow]

This is Brendan Frye. If it's urgent, you might have a better chance o' tracking me down on foot. If I'm not answering, chances are I've gotten in over my head with something, not that I'm refusin' to give you the time of day. So leave me some words and I'll get back to you as soon as I don't have a fire to put out.

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[pale_blue_arrow]

oh, there's always a reason to be nervous, even if you're selfish. it's a magical moment like that.

i hope if i anger her she'll look at crabsuke's gentle visage and reconsider destroying me

[lempereur]

Why crabsuke, of all things?

[pale_blue_arrow]

do you mean why did i get her crabsuke or why did she name him that?

[lempereur]

The name. I thought you put her up to it.

[pale_blue_arrow]

i JOKED she should call him that. then she said it was 'perfect' and here we are.

i think our shared logic was, a crab is as close to a lobster as those toys get, and lobsters are your ~aesthetic~, so. there you go.

[lempereur]

There is more to me than lobsters.

[pale_blue_arrow]

i know there is. but is there more to you that could be conveyed via plush toy?

...other than the kitsune plush that same company makes but they were sold out of that when i was on my way to visit futaba. so kitsuke remains a distant dream. though i suppose now i know what to get futaba for christmas.

[lempereur]

Fox is a code name for a reason. None of that.

[pale_blue_arrow]

but then she could hold onto kitsuke late at night

like those creepy bodypillow things they do in japan, except not creepy

[lempereur]

How is that not creepy if it is named after me?

[pale_blue_arrow]

because it wouldn't be sexual since, unlike a pillow, you can't fuck a crab. that makes it veer back into 'odd, but okay' territory

[lempereur]

No...I am not comfortable with that.