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can we call him catsuke now?

interesting. well, i'll get to work sorting out who i can/can't reasonably stalk and who's the easiest mark as soon as i can. if any of these people have easily accessible housing i can go through their stuff, but it's constellation, i doubt that'd turn up any major smoking guns.

shitshow, angel. you can swear, i have never seen a situation that merited swearing quite like this. shitshow may actually be an understatement but clusterfuck usually implies something accidentally and this is all horrifically purposeful.

You can. I'm sticking with Inari.

It's a start at least. Better to get a lead and run with it than to have nothing at all right?
I have a feeling if we're going to get anywhere, it's going to be following anything that might lead somewhere.

Okay. Fine. It's going to be a shitshow. I'm used to those.

but catsuke is so cute!

this is going to be one of those 'review every lead thoroughly' ones, yeah. but i'm down for that. i've got time and it's better than doing nothing. although i need to go stock up on coffee preemptively.

then you understand the necessity of coffee to this operation?

Cute it may be, but I like my nickname for him too.

Trust me, I understand how much coffee we need. I could probably get you the good stuff. My dad ran a coffee shop--I know coffee, even if I mainline caffeine other ways.

there's no rule saying a person can only have one nickname. also, why do you have a nickname for him but he doesn't have one for you? that seems unfair.

when my parents forgot to leave me money for food when they were away coffee was breakfast to me. i don't need anything fancy and i will drink week old coffee if it's all that's on hand. the good stuff, to me, is when it's warm and isn't so old it's coagulating into solid form yet.

besides cream soda is my one true god anyway.

He was annoying and messed up my figures so it started a bit like an insult I guess?? It just kind of stuck.

Coffee is not a breakfast food Brendan. But I'll make sure you get something that isn't disgusting at least.

I like cocoa myself.

so if i annoy you enough, do i get a nickname, too?

coffee can be many things. sometimes it's a breakfast food. coffee is amorphous and multifaceted, like a diamond. a delicious diamond, but still.

peppermint hot cocoa is clearly superior.

probably. I'll have to think of something good though.

I...You know what that's the most amazing description of coffee I have ever heard...read. Whatever.

Peppermint cocoa is addictive and I will literally drink a liter of it.
My dad made iced cocoa for me...that's good too.

aw, thanks. i look forward to the day i am graced with the honor of a nickname. though if it's in japanese you're going to have to explain it to my ignorant ass, i only speak english and spanish.

it's just the truth. search your heart, you know it to be true.

futaba, you are a beautiful person inside and out. <3

[This is the start of a beautiful friendship.]

half the fun is leaving you confused. But I guess you might earn an explanation once I think of something good.

...Nice reference. Nerd.

(◕‿◕) I try. Oh my god do I try. [Speaking of references. This friendship is going to be a beautiful thing.]

if i don't get an explanation i reserve the right to nickname you in spanish slang. i called yusuke 'little merman' for a solid month and he never thought to google it, it was great.

i always feel like emoticons are staring into my soul. which is fitting since i think humanity struck a faustian deal in order to obtain them. that and the world's most perfect drink, cream soda. (●♡∀♡)

...that sounds amazing. He really didn't know?

Emoticons are soulless beings, but they express things so eloquently.Pretty sure the right combination of them would summon Cthulu or something.

i kept waiting for him to google it but he never did so. no, he STILL doesn't know.

the good news is, if they did summon cthulu, he'd be considered an imPort, registered and shoved somewhere we wouldn't have to deal with him. #somebodyelsesproblem

...We should give him even mroe out there name.

He'd be my problem considering I have Necronomicon here. So...Yeah.
I'd have to deal.

we should. i just don't know how to top that. what's even weirder than little merman?

plant the necrinomicon on someone you don't like. let it be their problem.

I don't know. But we could totally think of something. I called someone a small goat for a straight month online once. They were rude.

Uh. No can do. Necronomicon is my persona. Yusuke explained that right? I can't dump my spirit on someone.

goats are cute, though. wait i've got this, we nickname yusuke the way pretentious indie filmmakers name their films: adjective + noun. the more disconnected, the better.

his clone said a persona was a manifestation of his spirit. he didn't mention other people having one. he was a bit busy both putting the moves on me and then trying to murder me.

also watching the disney version of the little mermaid after reading the original book will leave your spirit embedded in the couch for at least a week. the wasted potential there is that bad.

Oh. /Yes/. That's perfect...Lobsters are his "aesthetic"
by the way.

Okay...not the best explanation. I mean...other people can have them. It's a manifestation of a rebellious spirit--the cognitive versions we have of ourselves. And wait...the clone was putting moves on you?

...I uh--Never saw it?

sparkling lobster? artistic lobster? lamentation of the last lobster? this is a goldmine and you are a gift to mankind.

one: that's not a great explanation either, tbh. two: don't tell yusuke about the clone getting flirty with me. he'll convince himself it's HIS fault somehow and he already does that about every other fucking thing that comes up. and i subscribe to the theory it doesn't count if it's a clone.

we need to do a bad movie night sometime.

so much potential. fabulously frustrating lobster? Because that works on so many levels where he's concerned.

I can give you a better run down some other time. For the record...my persona is support only.
As for Yusuke...he does have a pretty bad habit of taking on all the blame. Even when things aren't really his fault or...are things he can't control.

...Yes. Pls. I love bad movies. Though B sci-fis are my favorite.

if only i knew french, artsy types love french, it'd be perfect.

support as in...?

yeah, he's got some issues, there. which is hilarious because he also kept accusing me of having those same issues. i take it he's not familiar with the concept of 'projecting'?

my knowledge of bad sci-fi is limited to sharknado, which, if you haven't seen, you should. first truly awful movie i saw here and it was magnificent.

We could always translate it I guess?

Uh yeah. Support. Buffs, heal spells--minor ones anyway. My persona doesn't know any attacks so...defensive and offensive support.

I don't think he even knows the definition of the word, though I'm pretty sure he can be a textbook example some times. He's...a bit dense about some things.

Sharknado is an art piece, a brilliant work of cinema. Though it doesn't hold a candle to some of the Phoenix Ranger Featherman R features.

yeah but would our pronunciation be any good?

so you're like an energy drink plus a shield. neat. a+

i repeat myself, he needs therapy. and also to get laid.

have you ever seen the eyesearing bad animation that is 'food fight'

Mine would be terrible.

It's pretty rad, I have to admit.

...He's on his way to having the second part covered I think. Probably.

I. Have not. Tell me more. Is it amazingly bad or just plain terrible?

same.

it's cool but it sadly does not lend itself to many nicknames, whereas yusuke's is a goldmine.

even his clone, who was him with no filter, was shit at the second part. unless they all get really drunk or we lock them into a closet and turn up the heat, my money's on yusuke dying a virgin.

sentient food. amazingly bad. jokes that make so sense even in english. celebrities no one remembers anymore barely pretending to give a shit voice acting. it's great.

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