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[pale_blue_arrow]

This is Brendan Frye. If it's urgent, you might have a better chance o' tracking me down on foot. If I'm not answering, chances are I've gotten in over my head with something, not that I'm refusin' to give you the time of day. So leave me some words and I'll get back to you as soon as I don't have a fire to put out.

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[codeoracle]

I don't know. But we could totally think of something. I called someone a small goat for a straight month online once. They were rude.

Uh. No can do. Necronomicon is my persona. Yusuke explained that right? I can't dump my spirit on someone.

[pale_blue_arrow]

goats are cute, though. wait i've got this, we nickname yusuke the way pretentious indie filmmakers name their films: adjective + noun. the more disconnected, the better.

his clone said a persona was a manifestation of his spirit. he didn't mention other people having one. he was a bit busy both putting the moves on me and then trying to murder me.

also watching the disney version of the little mermaid after reading the original book will leave your spirit embedded in the couch for at least a week. the wasted potential there is that bad.

[codeoracle]

Oh. /Yes/. That's perfect...Lobsters are his "aesthetic"
by the way.

Okay...not the best explanation. I mean...other people can have them. It's a manifestation of a rebellious spirit--the cognitive versions we have of ourselves. And wait...the clone was putting moves on you?

...I uh--Never saw it?

[pale_blue_arrow]

sparkling lobster? artistic lobster? lamentation of the last lobster? this is a goldmine and you are a gift to mankind.

one: that's not a great explanation either, tbh. two: don't tell yusuke about the clone getting flirty with me. he'll convince himself it's HIS fault somehow and he already does that about every other fucking thing that comes up. and i subscribe to the theory it doesn't count if it's a clone.

we need to do a bad movie night sometime.

[codeoracle]

so much potential. fabulously frustrating lobster? Because that works on so many levels where he's concerned.

I can give you a better run down some other time. For the record...my persona is support only.
As for Yusuke...he does have a pretty bad habit of taking on all the blame. Even when things aren't really his fault or...are things he can't control.

...Yes. Pls. I love bad movies. Though B sci-fis are my favorite.

[pale_blue_arrow]

if only i knew french, artsy types love french, it'd be perfect.

support as in...?

yeah, he's got some issues, there. which is hilarious because he also kept accusing me of having those same issues. i take it he's not familiar with the concept of 'projecting'?

my knowledge of bad sci-fi is limited to sharknado, which, if you haven't seen, you should. first truly awful movie i saw here and it was magnificent.

[codeoracle]

We could always translate it I guess?

Uh yeah. Support. Buffs, heal spells--minor ones anyway. My persona doesn't know any attacks so...defensive and offensive support.

I don't think he even knows the definition of the word, though I'm pretty sure he can be a textbook example some times. He's...a bit dense about some things.

Sharknado is an art piece, a brilliant work of cinema. Though it doesn't hold a candle to some of the Phoenix Ranger Featherman R features.

[pale_blue_arrow]

yeah but would our pronunciation be any good?

so you're like an energy drink plus a shield. neat. a+

i repeat myself, he needs therapy. and also to get laid.

have you ever seen the eyesearing bad animation that is 'food fight'

[codeoracle]

Mine would be terrible.

It's pretty rad, I have to admit.

...He's on his way to having the second part covered I think. Probably.

I. Have not. Tell me more. Is it amazingly bad or just plain terrible?

[pale_blue_arrow]

same.

it's cool but it sadly does not lend itself to many nicknames, whereas yusuke's is a goldmine.

even his clone, who was him with no filter, was shit at the second part. unless they all get really drunk or we lock them into a closet and turn up the heat, my money's on yusuke dying a virgin.

sentient food. amazingly bad. jokes that make so sense even in english. celebrities no one remembers anymore barely pretending to give a shit voice acting. it's great.

[codeoracle]

Yusuke is a goldmine for all things meme related, to be honest. Seriously, they practically write and post themselves.

Brendan. He has two boyfriends. And if they aren't actively trying...other people were before now.
He'll be fine on that front. Let's focus on the therapy.

...I need this in my life. Bad media night has to happen now. It is a demand of mine.

[pale_blue_arrow]

we should turn him into a meme on the internet here. pictures of him and random things with the word #AESTHETIC under it.

yes but they're all pure as the freshly driven snow. we should arrange some kind of romantic night for them. dinner and candlelight and wine and none of this constellation bullshit, just a nice night together. stressed people do not put a lot of moves on each other when they're focused on something else. besides, i need to do something to make up for the whole knifeplay in the cafe thing with yusuke and setting up a date night might be it.

important questions tho: what snacks do we bring to bad movie night and whose house has the biggest tv/best quality laptop for viewing?

[codeoracle]

If you suddenly see these kinds of images plastered over the network...I had everything to do with it.

Uh...you can take care of that one. I am definitely not the best person for that for...several reasons. So many reasons.

...I've got a rig set up now, so I'm game.

[pale_blue_arrow]

likewise.

you have the internet and unlike me you're not bad at it. you could become an expert on candlelit dinners. there's gotta be a subset of people for whom that's a fetish and thus there's probably a whole website dedicated to it. the internet is full of an equal amount of wonders and horrors like that.

you truly are an angel. which raises the question of what you're doing here, tbh.

[codeoracle]

OK. I could become a master, no question asked. I am a master of the internet, comment boards, and Yahoogle. But I am definitely not the best pick to stylize a date for Yusuke and his boyfriends. Mostly because I'm trying to get over the idiot.

...Must be something in my past life. That or...well it's helping me get over some issues from home.

[pale_blue_arrow]

how did yusuke get so many people to fall for him when he's got 2005 emo hair and lobsters are his 'aesthetic'? are there really that many people out there besides me with bad taste?

same. although in my case it's less 'getting over' and more 'learning to live with'. one step at a time, i guess.

[codeoracle]

my share of it started back home...bit of history there.
So...Yeah.

I guess some of mine would be part of the "learn to live with" category. I don't know if you can just get over social anxiety...Or some of the other stuff now that I think about it.