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Is that a joke?
Don't drink rubbing alcohol
If you won't accept my help at least don't go out of your way to worry me. I do care, as foolish as it may be, and so I would prefer for you to drink yourself into a stupor with something at least meant for human consumption.
What are vodka skittles?